Frasier

Frasier: "Thanks, Niles. You are a good brother and a credit to the psychiatric profession."
Niles: "You're a good brother, too."

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Robert: "Hi, Dr. Crane. Thanks for taking my call. I'm a little nervous, okay? My name is Robert."
Frasier: [spaced out] "And your name is?"
Robert: "...My name is Robert."
Frasier: [spaced out] "Oh, I'm sorry. We've already had a Robert on the show today. Goodbye!"
[Frasier hangs up on Robert.]

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Frasier: "I think Maris is rather attractive - in a minimalist sort of way."

Miss Pearls has left the building.